Just a few quick words on Hellboy, which I finally got around to finishing today. Uh...wow, that movie was weird. Weird, weird, weird. I think I would have been into it more if I'd either read the comics or was up on my mythology. Seeing as how I'm not, however...
I dunno. I liked Selma Blair's character, and Hellboy (Ron Perlman) himself was pretty funny. Pretty darn funny. The movie reminded me of a sort of...mythological Star Wars at times. Maybe it was just because that aquatic character was in a tank that looked like a bacta tank...
Anyway. Hellboy's okay, if you're into that sort of thing. I'll stick to Tony Stark and Matt Murdock.
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Ahhh, I forgot to post a review for Three. And let me tell you for what isn't the first or last time...Ted Dekker is just crazy awesome. Since I'm already seventy pages into his Holocaust-related fictional novel, Obsessed, this will be brief.
Whoa. Three was all centered around one of the oldest struggles known to man: the fight between good and evil. If they hadn't kept saying "Well, I think ( spoilers! )," then I never would've guessed the ending. And even then, I didn't guess right. It sure did explain the book's title, though. Wow. I've yet to completely and correctly guess one of Ted Dekker's endings, and I like that about his work.
Alright. Back to Obsessed.
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Okay, so, I watched the Underworld movies in backwards order. (But hey, rest assured, I read the first novelization and watched the first movie before I saw Underworld: Evolution.) Here's what I have to say now that I've seen all of Underworld again.
Absolutely loved it! The dark mentor (Bill Nighy), the retribution-seeking heroine (Kate Beckinsale), the poor innocent guy brought into the middle of it all (Scott Speedman), the angry guy out to avenge his murdered wife (Michael Sheen)...I'm with Stephen King on that they're just a few basic stories rehashed every time a movie's released or book is published...just with new details. Regardless, Underworld is the best movie series yet to tell the vampire versus werewolf story all over again.
Stephenie Meyer only wishes her stuff was this cool.
The only problem I had was how ( spoilers! )
Anyway, I'm sorely tempted to go see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans like...TODAY. NOW. My wallet's just, uh, screaming "NUUUUUU!" Hey, I'd go by myself. It's a Sunday afternoon. I've got time to get ready.
...I just don't like spending money very much.
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Weird combination, huh? Alright. I watched two movies today, and may yet watch another before I go to sleep tonight.
Equilibrium
Right, so, this reminded me a bit of Serenity. Just a bit. Starring Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, and Emily Watson, Equilibrium chronicles a regime that's tried to eradicate all human emotion through medication in order to bring peace on Earth. Christian Bale plays a high-ranking government agent, one of the best and deadliest at knowing when someone might, uh, be feeling something. But a sudden twist, brought on by the capture of his late partner's lover, has John Preston (Bale) going off of his medicine. Sure, he may have had children, and yes, he did save an adorable puppy from death just because it stirred emotion in him by licking him in the face...but I wouldn't mess with John Preston for all the money in the world. That's one bad mo'fo.
I'm just throwing that out there.
Bring It On
One weird thing about me is...I'm a sucker for dance movies. Cheerleading politics movie? Sure. Not to be cliche...but I will almost always say bring it on. I absolutely love to dance, and even though quite a few moments in this movie were corny or uber-preppy, I really liked it. Kirsten Dunst, I noticed, has slightly vampiric teeth here, and I couldn't help but think back to her role as the creepy Claudia in Interview With the Vampire...but I drift from my point. I really liked Eliza Dushku's character, and I kept on bopping my head to the music. Also, the "Mickey" (B*Witched) music video at the end was really cute. I kinda wanted to get up and dance, and may yet.
Call it a guilty pleasure, movies like that.
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Alright. Today, a couple of friends and I met up and went to see Defiance. Defiance, starring Daniel Craig, tells the story of a group of Jewish people who started a resistance community in the forests of Belorussia to evade being sent to concentration camps.
The movie starts with a black and white, grainy, real video of a mass execution of Jews...and fades from black and white into color, a stunning recreation of the scene. That was one of my favorite moments in the film. I got such chills.
From that moment on, I couldn't look away. I got pulled into the story of three Jewish brothers, the Bielskis. When their parents are murdered by Secret Service officials, the brothers take refuge in the woods. After stumbling across other Jewish people, Tuvia Bielski (Craig) decides to protect and provide for them.
Now, like any other film, this one had its flaws and did tend to lull at times. The lulls were good breaks from intense, intense violence, however, and I didn't walk out disappointed. Unlike other movies released this weekend, Defiance will make you think. I'm glad I saw it.
For those who read my review of Valkyrie on Sunday, I think I enjoyed Valkyrie a tad more over Defiance simply because it was more heart-pounding and contained non-stop thrills. However, I highly recommend both. Good movies, if you're looking to see a movie that doesn't require checking your brain at the door.
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Juuuuust finished with Underworld: Evolution, and may I say, dude. Nothing gets me more pumped than crazy awesome action sequences and good music in the background/after the credits. In a very short summary, Kate Beckinsale was the vampiric epitome of what girl power should be in a movie. Vampires are power-hungry, werewolves/lycans are uncontrollable...vampire/lycans are WORSE.
That's Underworld: Evolution in a nutshell.
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What a great excuse, returning videotapes...not that anyone does that nowadays.
Anywho, I finally finished reading American Psycho. Bust out the balloons, huh?
I'm left wondering about the author. Just how did Bret Easton Ellis know all of these gory details anyway? How did he know what the human body would do if Patrick did certain things to it? ...you know, scratch that, I don't wanna know. It wasn't too sickening (to me, at least--I guess it all depends on what you can and can't tolerate) until Patrick started describing what he did to one of the escorts' bodies and how he tried to cook it. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. SICKENING. Cannibalism doesn't go well with a pretty much empty stomach. I'm just saying.
Anyway, I think I really did enjoy reading American Psycho. It was one of those books, I think, not developed according to the six steps of plot. Rather, it seemed more a slice of Patrick Bateman's life. (Yay for applying World Lit class.) Nothing was exactly resolved, there were a bunch of high points and low points rather than a story building up to a dramatic climax, and it just sets the reader down into a certain couple of years of Patrick's life.
Oh, and for those fans of the movie wondering whether or not to read the book--weeeeelll...a lot of lines in the movie were quoted directly from the book. There is a lot of material between those lines. Bateman goes off into long rambles about random things, and he also describes the outfits (and, by association, respective designers of said outfits) worn by those around him in GREAAAAAAT detail. It gets kind of...tedious, really, but it makes sense given his mental condition. Random. Rambles.
So honestly, although I think I liked the book...I can't put my finger on what I really feel about it. I'll give an update if I figure it out.
For a more personal update on what's going with me...see my next post.
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Okay, so, loads of people hate Tom Cruise. I happen to think he's alright when he's not crazy, and some of his movies are definitely cool.
So beware, haters of Tom Cruise. Valkyrie has joined Cruise's handful of phenomenal performances.
Now, some of you may think 'It's Tom Cruise. How can it possibly be good? He doesn't even have a German accent!' No, no he doesn't. Neither do any of the actors besides the one who plays Adolf Hitler himself. Think about this: invariably, some actor would not be able to believably manage such an accent...and the movie would be torn apart on that aspect, on that one actor.
All that aside, I'm not bothered by the accent thing. I was able to understand all the words pretty clearly, y'know? That's all that matters.
Onto the movie.
Everyone knows that, obviously, the Nazi dissenters weren't successful in their attempts on Hitler's life. However...that doesn't guarantee you won't be half holding your breath for a big part of the movie. There are tons of tense parts here, and I know I for one was satisfied. Sure, you go in knowing that the good guys of the movie are going to lose, but you don't know how they lose. You don't know the details...and they are heart-pounding.
My recommendation is...put up with Tom Cruise, open your mind, and go see this movie. Know that there were some Nazis who didn't approve of Hitler's Germany.
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Kiss. Whoa. The one thing I've noticed about every Ted Dekker book (other than the book he cowrote with Frank Peretti, House, which is still a truly freaky book) is this: you never really can see the ending. No matter how hard you try as you're reading, as you're halfway in, as you're wondering how on Earth everything could possibly work out for the heroine or hero...there's something about the ending that you won't see coming.
Oh, yeah, and there's one feeling I kept getting. This might've slightly been The Host if Stephenie Meyer had used third person...even though Kiss didn't use an "invasion of the body snatchers" element, Shauna McAllister (the heroine) just stole people's memories when she had any physical contact with them in intense moments.
Maybe Shauna just reminded me of Mel/Wanda.
OH YEAH. HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS. Wherever you are.
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Here're a few short thoughts, short because I'm frustrated. The acting was great. Robert Downey Jr. and Jake Gyllenhaal...and Mark Ruffalo. I could feel the sparks flying off the screen when all of the above got into arguments. The directing/shooting? Wonderful. Dead-on impression of the sixties and seventies.
Wanna know what made me scream? No, not the killings. Not the tense moments. THE ENDING. I wanted to CHUCK something at the dagum SCREEEEEEEN. The guy DIED before they could ARREST him? I mean holy CRAAAAAAP. I freaking LOATHE movies with endings like that.
All in all, annoyances with the true story plot aside, an okay film. Rates higher on my list than Vantage Point, slightly lower than Eagle Eye.
Also, much thanks to Bella for my icons. 8D I must refrain from talking about them like they're my friends. ...but oh do I want to.
...and another thing, I talk about Robert Downey Jr. alot. ...that's kinda weird. Ah well.
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Maybe I owe it to the fact that it reminded me half of Transformers and half of Skynet in Terminator, except on steroids. Maybe I seriously think that if artificially intelligent, a.k.a. "thinking computers" are ever created to the point of "Aria"...that it/they will take over the world.
Hey. Computers could get pissed off, too.
Alright so. In the beginning, the Secretary of Defense (Michael Chiklis) is told by the President of the United States to disobey a recommended "abort mission" on killing a guy whom they were 37-51% sure was a major terrorist in the Middle East. This would violate the Geneva Convention, says the Secretary of Defense, in so many ways--the man they're targeting is at a funeral. They're not even sure it's him. All they have are a 37% vocal match and a 51% facial match.
But you can't disobey the President of the United States.
Skip to two days later or so. Jerry Shaw (Shia LaBeouf) is a copy boy who's good with cards. He also likes to draw. ...he also can't pay his rent. Oh, and then he gets this call that his twin brother's been killed by a truck that ran a red light. Is it just me or does the world not like Jerry too much?
Right, so Jerry's brother Ethan (also Shia LaBeouf) was the good twin. Ambitious. IQ of 183. Valedictorian at the Air Force Academy from which he graduated. And now he's dead. Could it be reasonable to say that Jerry's parents wish he was more like his brother? Absolutely.
When Jerry gets home from his brother's funeral, his landlady tells him that a bunch of boxes were delivered all day to his apartment. Boxes? Yes, tons of them. What are they, you ask?
Enough weaponry, airplane manuals, and ammonium nitrate to either launch this huge attack on Chicago or get Jerry buried under the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Ahahahaha, guess which happens?
Well, the crazy strange lady who called his phone when he discovered all the stuff in his apartment did try to warn him. Noooooow he's got Billy Bob Thornton and Rosario Dawson trying to bury him under the FBI building.
Cut to Rachel Holloman (Michelle Monaghan). She's a single mother with the cutest little trumpet playing boy you'll ever see. I mean, really, who knew freckle-faced kids got so adorable as that? She also has a bum ex-husband who does everything he can to avoid paying child support and is always running late. So she gets her kid off to a train so he can ride to Washington, D.C., with his fellow crazy-good musician classmates to play at the Kennedy Center.
And then that crazy strange lady who called Jerry about the stuff in his apartment that wasn't his calls Rachel and tells her that she'll derail Rachel's kid's train if Rachel doesn't get in the Porsche that has the keys in the ignition nearby and wait for further instructions.
I think I've had way too much sugar. Anyway, really, I left the theaters from this movie half-expecting my phone to ring with the crazy strange lady telling me to jump off buildings. Crazy good explosions, crazy tractor trailer flipping, crazy MQ9 Raptor (That's an airplane, just FYI) blowing up...crazy loads of things.
Also, crazy thinking computers. Ack ack ack. And you just thought Skynet was scary. This is what Skynet would probably be.
I won't say anymore. See Eagle Eye. Seriously. And don't drink too much caffeine beforehand or plan on driving anywhere that has traffic lights afterward. Fictional movie-induced paranoia = not fun.
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My opinion? Damn, that insulted my limited intelligence.
Vantage Point is a movie that centers around the supposed assassination of the President of the United States at an anti-terrorism summit in Spain. All the huge world leaders are there, and they want to put an end to the worldwide threat of terrorism. Sure. That's all good. I'm for it. Great.
We start with a major news network's coverage of the event. Sigourney Weaver's running the whole show from this huge bus. She orders all these cameras around for just the precise thing. Oh, but her reporter in the middle of it all apparently likes to shoot off and say stuff on the air that the network doesn't wanting her saying. Some of the cameramen don't listen, either, to their orders.
...and then, just as Weaver thinks it's a total disaster, two shots are fired..."killing" the president of the United States. Chaos ensues, more orders are tossed around...and then, minutes after the president is carted away in an ambulance and the supposed assassin is caught, the podium where the president had given his speech is blown sky high.
Boom. It rewinds back twenty three minutes earlier, to Dennis Quaid. Quaid plays a Secret Service agent who took a few bullets in the chest for the president a year earlier, and he's just coming back into active duty at this anti-terrorism summit. We see the ensuing events through Quaid's eyes. All over again. We learn a little bit more, and then it all rewinds.
And we see the thing through someone else's eyes. And learn a little bit more. This happens not one, but two, maybe even three or four more times. Ya lose count after a while. This frustrated me to the point of distraction.
Vantage Point comes to an end only after an hour and a half. Sure, it's pretty actiony, it had some good foot chases, a GREAT car chase, and some pretty slammin' explosions. Oh, and the black FBI agent from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles (GAH, my friends and I love that show), except here he's a clean-shaven Secret Service agent played by Richard T. Jones. Oh SNAP, was I ready for Vantage Point to be over. And it was.
Review of Eagle Eye, a much more heart-pounding assassination thriller, coming up shortly.
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Possibly the cutest and truest summary I've ever heard: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope according to a 3-year-old. (With clips from the movie.)
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If there's one movie I regret not sitting down and watching earlier (the original Star Wars films excluded, because they still outrank this one as far as that sorta regret goes), it's The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951). My dad has long been a HUGE fan of this movie, and I have seen bits and pieces walking through the living room, but never have I simply taken the time to sat down and watch it.
The Day the Earth Stood Still has all the deep thought that so many of today's movies tragically lack. At the beginning, a ship (the ever-popular flying saucer, to be precise) from outer space lands in the middle of a park in Washington, D.C. Out of it step a huge metal robot and a man in a metallic suit. The "space man," though he has honorable and non-aggressive intentions, is shot.
Klatu's (the space man, played by Michael Rennie) mission on Earth relates to a "growing problem" an alliance of planets outside Earth has noticed: now that the violent people of Earth are experimenting with rockets, their violence could extend to the rest of the galaxy. Why is this a problem? The rest of the galaxy has successfully taken measures to completely eliminate aggression, for which the penalty is death by...well...vaporization.
I think I'm a bit sleepy to do this movie justice with more summarization, but I'm just going to say...wow. Eliminating aggression. You know, the galaxy in Serenity tried that, too...know how that turned out?
Anyway, I thought this was a pretty good science fiction movie. I enjoy movies that make me think. I'm not sure I'd like to see the remake with Keanu Reeves...but I probably will rent it or something just to see if it can compare. Doubt it.
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Okay so. My opinion? Not bad! The special effects are quite a few levels above the lame CGI and acting that was the Ghost Rider travesty, or Hulk's supposed (haven't seen it) disaster of a predecessor. Edward Norton plays Bruce Banner, a scientist who decides to test this "radiation resistance" (I think) drug on himself. Of course, though, the test goes horribly wrong, and he gets poisoned with dangerous gamma rays. Thus, "the Hulk" comes into being. He wrecks the testing lab, harming his girlfriend Betty Ross (Liv Tyler) and various others.
Escaping Culver University's science department, Banner leaves behind what can only be described as a disaster zone.
Banner runs to Brazil with the SOCC division of the military in hot pursuit. The military was funding all of his research, and little did he know, he was actually researching a super soldier enhancer that the military wants to own. (For those following along at home, biological performance enhancers are something the military's always been after in the Marvel universe. See Spider-Man for further chronicles of the failures in this search.) However, Banner knows the gamma poisoning's effects cannot be controlled. Thus, he slips into hiding as a maintenance guy at a Brazilian soda bottling plant, seeking ways in his spare time to control his condition.
Now, I don't wanna give much of this away, so I'm going to stop here as far as the plot goes. I was incredibly fascinated by all the scientific parts of the film and wasn't at all as disappointed with the CGI like I thought I'd be. I mean, if you want realistic here, hang it up. The Hulk doesn't actually exist. How much more realistic can you get without making him some guy obviously in some lame suit? For the most part, especially including the intrigue of Banner's transformations, computerization works a whole lot better.
I'm actually pretty happy with my purchase, although I'm sad Samuel L. Jackson didn't make an appearance as the undeniably hardcore Nick Fury. Edward Norton's such a great actor. There're a lot of fun moments: Banner's learning Portuguese by a dictionary as he settles in in Brazil, and he tells some guy who's trying to pick a fight with him "Don't make me...hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry." "What?" "Oh...that's not right..."
There're also quite a few serious moments, a good number of awesome explosions, and some satisfying gasp moments. If you're looking forward to the Avengers movie, do yourself a favor and see The Incredible Hulk. Don't expect a masterpiece. Expect good acting and a good time escaping into a fictional world for a while. And while you're at it, admire Edward Norton's charm and look forward to Robert Downey Jr.'s cameo at the end.
Oh, yeah, and as is the tradition with Marvel films, see if you can find Stan Lee.
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There's a whole slew of great actors here, including but not just limited to: the always captivating Christian Bale, Russell Crowe, Alan Tudyk (yay, Wash from Serenity!), and (rather briefly, before, well, being tossed off a cliff) Peter Fonda. Christian Bale plays a Civil War veteran who lost one leg and is trying to keep a dying ranch alive. His oldest son doesn't respect him; his youngest son is dying of tuberculosis. His wife, well...there's not much seen of her; we only know that their marriage is a little strained.
Bale's character's barn gets burned down by men to whom he owns money, and he is thus left with little ways to earn money to pay off his debt. Then, he gets this option: take Ben Wade (Russell Crowe), notorious gunslinger and mass murderer, and get him on the 3:10 train to Yuma prison for a grand total of $200 U.S. dollars (which, at the time, was a lot of money). I can't say much more without giving it away...but he's CBale. You know it's gonna get actiony and have some great acting to watch.
And his Western accent ain't too bad, either.
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